I find myself saying certain things that, in the future, when they are adults, I'm sure my kids will remember and make fun of. My own personal idioms. Keep in mind that these phrases are spoken in a lighthearted, casual tone. I'm not angry or snippy when I say this stuff (okay - MOST of the time.)
So. Here's stuff I say a LOT.
"Yo. Pretend I'm your mother and that you respect me." (When I've asked a kid to do something one too many times.)
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