Homemade Maple Apple Bacon Donuts

 Your eyes do not deceive you, my darlings. Your prayers have been answered.Today, I present to you the most decadent and sinfully gratifying breakfast fare that has ever had the honor of being stuffed in my face: homemade maple apple bacon donuts....more
I feel like the world is crashing down around me. Bacon is like manufacturing's perfect food: ...more

An Unspoken Letter

 Some nights, the roller coaster I’m on feels more like a skydive.Nothing to hold.No reverse button.No warning.It’s nights like this I find it so hard to articulate how I feel. Because how do you string a thousand conflicting emotions into a sentence?...more

The Tale of Summer

 [you seriously cryin right now?]There is no doubt in my mind that I was born to be an emotionally charged person. Seriously, I probably shot out of the womb crying over the boy in the next crib and the nurse’s poor choice in shoes.But the past 24 years have done a lot to toughen me up. In particular, the past one....more

Honey-Lavender Ice Cream

   Below is a fairly accurate Venn Diagram of my skill set:  ...more

Pros and Cons of Dating a Young Divorcee

The Pros and Cons of Dating a Young Divorcéeby Ring Finger Tan Line • April 5, 2012 • ...more

Mini Espresso Cheesecake Bites

They look like the perfect bite :)more



Sunday Sunshine

After a brief hiatus, my Sunday Sunshine series has returned. This Sunday began with a strange, possibly gay, man in my bed. (Stay tuned for that post.) Then at brunch, a bird shit on my head. Please keep your laughter to yourself, because I’m still upset about it and very sensitive regarding my hair.Despite this Sunday’s determination to crack me, I am drawing some sunshine from these things:...more

SXSW: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

Many of you may wonder what kind of horrible disease I must have caught that caused me to take a 2-day hiatus from blogging. After all, what do I even have to do other than write commentary on desserts and breast size?Well, this week has been particularly busy. Droves of tech nerds, musicians, and hipsters have invaded my fine city to take part in the epic adventure that is SXSW. And I am in people-watching heaven.Here is a brief summary of my adventures thus far:The Good...more

Cream Cheese & Jalapeno Thumbprint Cookies

For the thousandth time, you think I am crazy.And for the thousandth time, I say to you: “Yes. I though we went over this already?”...more