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  1. Sandmen Layoffs?! What next?!

    11/15/09 5:18pm by Mammatalk
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     I was scanning the headlines the other day when I came across some shocking news. “Major cutbacks at Sandman Incorporated”              Across the nation, thousands of Sandmen have received their walking papers.  Read more >

  2. I Think I Lost My Mojo

    8/30/09 5:17pm by Mammatalk
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      I think I’ve lost my Mojo. Yo, Mojo, where you at?        It seems my Mojo felt I was cramping her style. Bringing her down. Killing her vibe. She hung around as long as she could before finally stealing away in the middle of the night, hot on the heels of some of my other lost friends (my patience, my sanity, my free time).  Read more >

  3. My Iron Fist

    7/30/09 3:51pm by Mammatalk
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    As I’ve mentioned before, I run a tight ship here at the Mamma Talk humble abode. I govern with a firm hand, an iron fist and with nerves of steel. “OK, kid. Stop screaming…. I’ll give ya a cookie?” I believe in order and structure. “Just shove it all under the bed, will ya? They’re gonna be here any minute!”  Read more >

  4. Bloggy Orphans

    7/6/09 4:58pm by Mammatalk
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    I am a Stay at Home Mother. I have shelved my teaching career for a handful of precious years to attend to the needs of my little ducklings. I am happy to place their needs over our indulgences. I am filling their foundational years with my full attention and…                                                                                    Not, now, sweetheart I am blogging…    Read more >

  5. Who, me?

    4/30/09 5:06pm by Mammatalk
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    I know imitation is the highest form of flattery, but when my preschooler marched into the room with my Ugg boots up to her thighs and my purse dragging behind her, I knew I was in for a good look in the mirror. “We can’t have this!” She ordered as she stamped back and forth.  Read more >

  6. Parent Decoder Ring

    4/17/09 5:05pm by Mammatalk
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    It came in the mail last week, securely wrapped in bubble wrap and brown paper. I eagerly rushed it inside, shaking it madly on the way back from the mail box. Moments later, it was unwrapped and laying on the table as I scrutinized the instruction manual. My Parent Decoder Ring.  Read more >

  7. Wanted Dead or Alive

    2/17/09 1:41pm by Mammatalk
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                           MY FREE TIME Aliases: Me time, leisure time, naptime, shower time, curled-up-with-a-book-time, down time, shopping time, occasional -spa-time, wasting time, killing time, vegging time  Read more >

  8. Macaroni Madness

    1/25/09 3:50pm by Mammatalk
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    My preschooler is addicted to macaroni and cheese. She is a bit of a connoisseur, really. She can name that mac with just one bite. “I see it’s Kraft again, Mommy,” she says with a pinch of mac and cheese snobbery.  Read more >

  9. Toddler Pox

    1/16/09 4:59pm by Mammatalk
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    My doctor peered over his glasses as I whispered my secrets.   “I think something’s a little off with me lately.”  Read more >

  10. My Unresolutions

    1/11/09 10:01am by Mammatalk
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    I’ve thrown them out. Discarded them. Tossed them. Gave ‘em the boot. And I’m not feeling guilty about it.  Read more >

Mammatalk

Full Name
Mammatalk
Member Since
September 2008
About Me: 

For years, I peered over my teacher's glasses at those Stay at Home Mommies and wondered about their elusive world. What do they do all day? Where do they go? Do they travel together in flocks? Well, I finally met my prince ( at a slightly panicky 32) and turned in my chalkboard. Watch me as I infiltrate their ranks....

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