Sarah Maizes


New Interior Design Frontier? School Lockers

This year my 4th graders got lockers. If you have kids who don’t have lockers yet, you know this is a really big deal. Thanks to Nickelodeon and Disney Channel, my kids have spent hundreds (thousands?) of hours watching good-looking teens and their fascinating lives unfold against a backdrop of these mysterious, stacked metal cubicles. They’re not just ‘lockers,’ they’re totems of maturity. A sign that your fascinating life is about to begin! Livi was so excited. “I can’t wait to decorate it!” “You mean pick out a combination lock? Sure!...more

Wiping the Habit (Or: Saving the Rain Forest One Butt at a Time)

My family has a "Pack A Day" habit. Not cigarettes. Toilet paper. We go through it like...well I'd say toilet paper, but that's obvious. And redundant. I don't know how we do it...use so much toilet paper I mean. I don't believe that collectively we go to the bathroom anymore than normal people. I mean, Livi does drink a lot of juice... I think they're just using so MUCH of it. We're killing trees left and right...or should I say front and back. ...more

9 Things You Should Never Knit...

(This post is dedicated to my blogging cohorts at CBS/ For some people, knitting is a passion. For other's, an obsession. For the latter group, here is a list of 9 things that should never be knitted: #9. Diaper #8. Burglar mask (too identifiable - especially with stripes or a cable stitch...) #7. Lightbulb warmer #6. Sandwich bag #5. Bikini (unless you excel at a "tight weave") #4. Thong (at least not with wool yarn...) #3. Bee handler outfit #2. An oven mitt (gets too hot - I know this from experience...) ...more

I'm trying to imagine a knitted condom, with those varigrated colors like my bananna berry scarf ...more

"Got Milf? - A Mommalogue" by Sarah Maizes

"Got Milf?"  You should!  This is a link to the video of my performance of my "Mommalogue" (I made up that proud of it), which I performed for "Expressing Motherhood" here in LA last month.Send this video to your girlfriends, sisters, aunts (yes...maybe even your own mother) and let them know it's time for Milf's EVERYWHERE to stand up and be counted!, there is no inappropriate material contained on the video - but the language is a little "sassy")....more

"Mommy Street Cred" By Sarah Maizes

"As the mother of a child with Autism..."I don't have anything else to add to that, but I got your attention didn't I? Don't feel like a sucker. You're not the only one.It has come to my attention that whenever I say "As the mother of a child with autism..." people instantly pay attention. They presume I'm wise and sagely, and they'll take virtually anything I say as gospel. It's quite fabulous really....more

Asperger's to be precise and I am married with two kids and since my husband is more ...more