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Jenna Jamison, Porn Star Extraordinaire, Leaving The World of Adult Entertainment?

Super porn star, Jenna Jamison, is on her knees again except this time there are no cameras rolling, no bright lights, no oiled down studs and no ‘erection’ wrangler standing at the ready. Jenna, it seems, is in talks with the producers of the hit Broadway show, “Rock of Ages” as the possible new star of this iconic musical.  Jenna says she’s “praying I get the role” in a statement she made to Page Six and reported by Fox News....more

VOICE ACTIVATED BUNNY VIBRATOR.....Sex Toys That Listen When You Speak!

Since its introduction to the masses by way of Sex in the City, the Rabbit Vibrator, with that oh-so-delightful-clit-vibe, has quickly evolved into a ‘must have’ nightstand item, secretly nestled among the romance novels, reading glasses, tissue, assorted batteries and other sundries we keep handy.  Its popularity exploded after its prime-time debut to the point that I could almost hear a faint buzz coming from each neighbor’s home while I walked my dog. ...more

What's Going On With Today's Sex Toys?

In case you haven’t noticed, adult sex toys are becoming much more mainstream and acceptable these days.  Their increasing popularity, and growing social acceptability, has created a climate for more technically advanced and luxurious adult sex toys then we’ve ever enjoyed before! ...more

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Oral Reciprocation and the Art of Going Downunder

It’s been brought to my attention recently that a growing number of sexually active men don’t understand the concept of Oral Reciprocation. These men, mostly in their twenties, attempt to convince their ladies, in a variety of ways, to perform oral gratification on their ever yearning penises. They’ll promise dinner at that restaurant she’s been nagging about.  They’ll commit to going to her nephews 7th birthday party.  They’ll even promise to invite her annoying brother over to watch the game, if only she’ll take his favorite tool from hand to mouth.  They beg, plead and even blackmail their way in but when she says “I will if you will” they back stroke like a high strung Olympiad on steroids....more

Knee Shaking Orgasms...What a Girl Wants!!!

Now I’ve done my share of bed sheet gymnastics.  I’ve engaged in role play, usually playing the part of a damsel in distress rescued by a horny Cop, naughty Fireman and even a studley Plumber.  I’ve been blindfolded and spanked and covered with various jams and jellies.  I’ve been tied up and held down and I’ve even been the object of multiple simultaneous lovers, each bringing their ‘A’ game, or so they claimed. ...more

Valentines Day Traditions

Valentines Day is coming…that one day each year devoted to sharing and showing your lover how much they mean to you. This is the day our husbands scramble to get that over priced bouquet of roses that die almost immediately, a box of candy that will require another 10 hours in the gym and jewelry that you wouldn’t necessarily choose for yourself and rarely wear....more

New Year's Party Plan

  It’s December 26th and I can see the end of the hump that is the Holiday Season!  I’ve survived the initial hurdle and the remaining week should be clear sailing, right?  …all the beautiful packages have been torn to shreds and the hunt for AA batteries is on, the meal has been devoured and the leftovers stored for future turkey sandwiches and stale pumpkin pie, the dishwasher has finally ceased its annoying hum-hum-hum and all the kiddies are happily engrossed in their respective Christmas ‘booty’, for the time being anyway…it occurrs to me that I am now facing another New Year’s party and the quest for something new, sexy and original to wear.  “I have to stop eating immediately!!!” ...more

Are You Faking Your Orgasms?

I am of the belief that faking an orgasm on occasion isn't so wrong for your mate...what do they know?...but it’s a huge injustice for you to do to yourself! God, in his infinite wisdom, gave each of us ladies the mysterious ability to orgasm in more than one way and more than one time.  Why would we deny ourselves that physical and emotional pleasure? In the name of chores, kids, work, stress?  I subscribe to the practice that there is no better way to relax and rejuvenate than to have an orgasm or two several times a week....more

Are The Holidays Cramping Your Sex Life?

The Holiday Season is looming and our days…and nights…seem to get shorter and shorter with all we have to do.  Family gatherings and house guests, frantic shopping, cards to send, meals to prepare, office parties to attend, costumes to make, school holiday festivities to volunteer for…the list goes on and on. With all this facing you in the next couple of months, when will you find the time to inject romance, seduction and sex into your busy day?  My guess is if you wait for the opportunity to present itself you won’t have another orgasm or sexy night with your mate until sometime early next year.  What a depressing prospect!...more

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Does Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, Orgasm?

When I look at our illustrious Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, I find myself wondering ‘when was the last time she had an orgasm? Or even got laid?’   ...more