Verbose Means I Ramble

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DolphynGyrl lives in the sweaty armpit of Sacramento, California with her (not legal) wife, Sweetpea. Together they are raising two children (MonkeySee and MonkeyDo), one dog (Teetums), two cats (Gimpy and SuperFat), and an assortment of fish. DolphynGyrl and SweetPea are both members of Monkey Do’s PTA Board, making the Board one-third gay. DolphynGyrl works for the government and has the Desk Jockey Spread to prove it. SweetPea works somewhere she gets to talk a lot and boss people around.

MonkeySee is allegedly 12 years old and in 7th grade in the International Baccalaureate Middle Years Program. MonkeySee frequently acts more like a crabby old man.

MonkeyDo is eight years old and in the 3rd grade. Monkey Do was quite surprised when she forgot her lunchbox at school because “I thought you didn’t forget anything when you were in third grade!”