So for kicks and giggles I took a peek at my blog stats, stats that would make only a person without a blog jealous. As I looked at searches for my blogs I realized my search feeds were bringing people who were looking for something other then my life as a mom.

My most popular,Real Moms Get Dirty, really is about splashing in puddles being inhibited with my kids, not in the bedroom. Another is my choice in footwear. Flip fops are not very sexy so if you came here with a foot fetish, I am so sorry to disappoint.So after my realization, and a good shower, I decided to write about this funny predicament. I am a pretty clean minded person, I never for a minute thought the titles for my blogs were in the least bit perverted. I scoffed at my husband, who made a crack at the idea of me as a dirty mom, I did call him a pervert. I write what my everyday life is like. I would have to have a couplemugs of wine before I would ever write about my sex life, and that would only make a person not having sex jealous, just kidding.I will keep writing, maybe I can think up some other double meaning, draw people in, bring up my blog stats, stir false hopes. Then when your wife is looking over your shoulder, I can just pull a Phoebe from Friends “Your husband was looking for porn.”