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I spent the weekend gathering my belongings for my upcoming big adventure in NYC. I did laundry, wrote invoices, made a to do and to pack list, the usuual stuff I do when I'm trying to get my head around a trip. I experienced more than a brief moment of annoyance upon discovering that my travel sized tube of toothpaste is nearly empty and I wondered: Is the war on toothpaste over yet?
Googling for "the war on liquids" turns up some pretty funny and snarky stuff, even if it's a little dated. I found this outrageous - or is it outraged? - post on Catholic Exchange
...ever since 9/11, experts in transportation safety and security have been puzzling out the question that dominates everyone’s mind as an ever-swelling array of innocuous-seeming inanimate objects turn against us in their perverse love of Terror: Why do they hate us? If only we could understand what drives liquids, cell phones, sports drinks, shoes, box cutters, and laptops to this will to kill
But hey, let's do a little retrospective.
Here's a tale of sippy cup terror from Now Public, from June 2007:
Monica, who left the Secret Service to raise a family, was stopped while going through airport security because there was water in her son's sippy cup. The sippy cup was seized by TSA. Monica wanted the cup back because the sippy cup was the only way her son would drink -- and it was a long flight between Washington, DC and Reno, Nevada where she was going for a family reunion. If you've ever had a toddler you understand about sippy cups.
Here's blurb from The Graduate Voice from March of this year:
The question burning in every mind as we sit here in the airport waiting to board is: How is TSA thwarting terror by confiscating my moisturizing lotion? It's not just my moisturizer. All our water bottles are empty and no one has any shampoo or shaving cream. We pass around a bottle of Bacardi that someone bought at the Duty Free shop, and ponder the nature of security and terror. We don't talk to one another - we just sit and think. The air in the airport is really dry. My hands are cracking, and I sure could use that moisturizer.
In August, 2006, Boing Boing let us know that it was okay to wear your gel bra again:
The TSA is winning the War on Moisture! As of today, the laws of physics have been changed, rendering the following items non-explosive:
* Gel-filled bras and similar prostethics
Here's a December post on Off Topic about a traveler buying a bottle of water:
When he went into the shop to buy it, they asked for his passport. Then his boarding pass. Then they scanned his passport. Then he had to sign a form. Keep in mind that this is not duty-free, hence there’s no issue about where we’re travelling. Also, we’re already beyond security so any purchases of liquids should be pre-cleared. Is this just some hyper-active German regulation that hikes up the nonsense liquid restrictions another notch? Or is there some real reason why we should have our passport and boarding pass scanned in order to buy a bottle of Evian that will be consumed long before we get on our next flight?
Even the Onion took a swat at the regulations when they were "relaxed":
"Thank God. I don't think I'd be able to make one more flight from New York to Chicago with a mouthful of shampoo."
In all seriousness, as much as I regret the theater of the absurd that air travel has become, I always check the TSA website if I'm not sure about what's going in my bag. There's something else I've started to check to: the hotel website on my arrivals side. I don't use a lot of product and if I'm staying someplace that provides what I need, I may just forgo tossing that stuff in my bag. Or, if I'm going for any extended period of time, I'll pick up what I need upon arrival. I refuse to pay to check my bag, I'd rather spend the money on bottled products at my destination than give it to the airlines for a service that should be included with the price of my ticket.
And if I absolutely must pack that stuff? 3oz. refillable bottles. I got mine at the drug store.
Pam blogs about travel and other adventures at Nerd's Eye View.













