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It's such a cliché that I hate even to write about it. But it is my reality, and the reality of millions of parents worldwide.

My life is ruled by The Laundry.

The Laundry is bullshit. If I dare skip a day, it gathers in the darkened hamper and commits unspeakable acts. Dirty socks rub up against filthy shirts and they have nasty laundry sex and spawn little laundry babies. So that when I go to do the wash the next day, I stare at the piles and think, how did this happen? Didn't I just wash that?

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Chances are, yes, I did just wash that. There are times when I reach the bottom of Katie's dirty clothes basket, only to find the neat stack of clean, folded clothes I asked her to put away earlier. Sometimes, I'll find these little stacks stashed in various parts of her room—pajamas in the bottom of the closet, t-shirts behind her bed, underwear in her bathroom drawer.

Julia does a fantastic job of putting her clothes away. Her problem lies in her constant need for a costume change. Spill a little water on your shirt? Need a new one. PB&J on your pants? Yep, gotta change. It is not unusual for her to change underwear four times a day. Her reasoning? "I think there's a little pee in them." She's been potty-trained for more than two years, and we both know there's nothing there. But saying "There's no pee in your pants" to a four-year-old is kind of like saying, "You don't really have to poop." It's not a chance you want to take.

Henry, on the other hand, has legitimate wardrobe changes. Today alone we went through three shirts (plus pajamas), thanks to a cup of lemonade, a bagel with cream cheese, and what may or may not have been a dingleberry off the dog's ass. I didn't inspect it too closely.

I think back to those days before Katie was born, when I shared the literal load of laundry with the Husband. Few enough clothes that we did wash only once a week. I remember washing all the tiny clothes in anticipation of her arrival. How I folded the wee onesies and giggled over the tiny socks and used the special soap and the delicate cycle.

How could I have known what a monster it would become? That one day the sight of yet another basketful of tiny clothes would bring tears to my eyes.

Fuck.It.All. I sigh. The Laundry!

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Barb H 7 pts

Love it! So much truth here! I remember those years when it was just my husband and I contributing to the laundry. Three kids later, it's a monster for sure! Anyway, you inspired me to write my own blog post about laundry, in which, I quoted you with a link back to here. Hope you don't mind!

http://cleaninguptheclutter.blogspot.com/2012/01/l...

MistyE 9 pts

Honestly, I would rather scrub down a toilet than do laundry. Not only do I hate laundry, but I think it hates me as well. The looming pile haunts my sleep, because all I can think about at night is the fact that it'll be waiting for me the next day. Laundry deserves the "worst household chore of the year" award.

TangledLou 60 pts

Love it so much. "Dirty, nasty laundry sex." I needed a big ol' snort laugh today. Thank you!

Sunnymay 5 pts

We only dug in the dirty clothes if we were camping to find the ones with the least stains. My kids used to turn T-shirts backwards, then inside out and somehow got 4 wearings out of 1 shirt. I thought the best thing was to buy blotchy patterns because you wouldn't notice the stains since they blended in. You made me laugh with your antics at home and complaints about the laundry system. I happen to like doing laundry and if the stains disappear, my day is all right. Otherwise it's back to the built-in washboard in my triple laundry sink and try the next thing on the list. I look at that item of clothing and hang it to dry if it's still not OK, because I don't want to set the stain forever. The other funny thing is when you hear clanging in the dryer and it turns out to be change I missed after checking the pockets. I found a ring in there drying away last night. It was still warm as I slipped it back on my finger.

bereccah 18 pts

This is hilarious - I love how you capitalized it. Funny, I looked at the multiple piles of The Laundry lined up down the hall to the washer and said out loud, "I hate you. If you knew how bad I hated you, you would be dead right now." Craaaazzzyyy...but I blame The Laundry.

TidbitsforToday 6 pts

So true!! I'm working on laundry for only two people tonight and it's enough to make me want to scream. It's such a pain.

jillicious 9 pts

Ha Ha Ha! My son thought it was funny when he was 10-11 to throw his dirty socks and underwear way up on top of the linen closet (11 foot ceilings) . But, know, everything clean..dirty or who knows what ends up in piles all over his room!!! I never did things like this when I was kid..

jlucymuses 5 pts

The bane of my life! I have given up folding and putting away the kids' laundry. If I fold it and leave in a basket, it gets unfolded and dumped on the floor. If I actually put it away... ah, who am I kidding? I never get that far! So, now they have a basket in their rooms which I just refill. Hubby's gets dumped in the bottom of his closet and he puts it away (eventually).

creativejuicez 14 pts

Since my sons turned 12 they've been required to do their own laundry. At first it was a hassle, teaching them how to sort, use the washing machine and dryer, and folding. It took 3-4 months before they got it. They are now 18 & 20 and off to college. I gladly send them quarters to do their own laundry. I don't have to worry about them coming home with 3 months of stinky, nasty laundry and expect me or my husband to do it for them and we get to enjoy spending time together.

My husband does the laundry most of the time. We share folding duty and put our own clothes away. I'm one lucky lady.

missmusic1976 6 pts

I do the laundry and I put my kids' away. My 4 year old is getting better at putting hers away. My 2 year old will start as soon as I can figure out how to label his drawers. My 4 month old needs to get crackin'.

My husband is responsible for putting his stuff away. I will not put away his clothes. I put away for me and the kids- he can do his own. He's lucky I'll even wash his clothes. Maybe I should reconsider that...

And then there's the fact that I buy enough clothes that we can really go two weeks between loads. It's worth it. Totally worth it.

Denise 749 pts moderator

The laundry is BS. Total, complete BS. When we all lived in Florida, I was doing laundry for 7-8. We moved to Florida and I was doing laundry for 5 and I thought --- ah, this is a little better. But it quickly turned into 6 when TW's mom moved in, which turned into 7 when Michelle moved up here from Florida.

Laundry is just... BS. Total BS.

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slappyintheface 35 pts

I am so thankful that I have a firefighter for a husband. He does all of the laundry on his days off. Oh sure ... I might wash a load every once in a blue moon and I might even be bothered to move the laundry from the washer to the dryer ... but I usually don't even do that.

The kids also help with laundry chores .... which helps the hubby.

Go ahead ... throw things at me ... I know how to duck. ;)

Kelly Hines 22 pts

slappyintheface I am jealous! Does he put them away, too?

edavis 47 pts

Laughing! "Folding the wee onesies". It IS fun and then it is all downhill from there. I am amazed at how much energy the laundry takes and Appreciate all the time that I have a washer and dryer right by our kitchen - no laundromat, no basement, no stairs - and it is still hard!

Kelly Hines 22 pts

edavis Can you imagine washing things by hand? *I weep!*

DesiValentine4 432 pts

Washing laundry and ironing on knee patches. Story of my life.

Kelly Hines 22 pts

DesiValentine4 We went through a whole year where my daughter's jeans kept 'tearing' a the knees, until I found out she was CUTTING them, so I'd iron on cool patches. :/

victorias_view 1902 pts

I hear ya! I feel the same way!

Kelly Hines 22 pts

victorias_view It is a universal hatred!

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Polish Mama on the Prairie
Polish Mama on the Prairie

I hate laundry.

Jill Jennings Grant
Jill Jennings Grant

Do like I did when my older daughters were doing the same thing. I let them wear all the clothes they owned till they only had the clothes on there back. Then I had them put it in baskets. Went down to the laundry mat and had the lady weigh them. I had the laundry mat do the clothes there. I told them that we would split the price 3 ways. My one daughter was like ok. The other one threw a fit. So she wore the same clothes for a couple of days. Then she got mad and finally paid up. It costs a bit. The funny thing is the lady shrunk there clothes. I just said well no one loves you as much as I do. They never did it to me again.

Nickie Cleveland
Nickie Cleveland

My washer died, too. Weirdly, though..I LOVE doing laundry. I love the smell, the freshness, the sorting, drying, folding.
Putting it away is another story.
I'm kind of going through withdrawls now.
Yeah, lame...I know :D

Julie Tilsner
Julie Tilsner

My teen girl does the exact same thing! At least she does her own laundry...she just redoes the same clean load over and over...

Rhonda Hartman
Rhonda Hartman

I tried to have my son do his own, but he would leave it in the washer and we all know how that goes, so honestly it's easier to do myself, although if it doesn't make it to the hamper it doesn't get washed and if I find clean clothes in there I toss out all your clothes and you have to do your own.

Tiffiny Harmer Felix
Tiffiny Harmer Felix

I don't think it's cliche when it's a universal pain for everyone; I don't know anyone who looks forward to doing laundry. I tell you, Denise, one of the best things I ever did was put my 15 year-old daughter in charge of doing her own laundry. Know what, sometimes she doesn't have anything clean to wear, and sometimes (like this morning) she gets up at 4:30 am to put clothes in the dryer to be ready for her to wear to school that day because she didn't put the clothes in to wash until 11:30 pm the night before, but it's no longer my responsibility. The day I realized that she was going to be in college in 2 1/2 years, I knew she needed to learn to do more for herself (besides I was drowning in laundry and needed to do something to lighten to load---pwa-hahaha!). Totally one of the best changes I've ever made. Really :)

Jo Hilder
Jo Hilder

I don’t do my teens laundry. I have four offspring, three at home, and I only do the 11 year olds. And that is growing *old* I can tell you. Why would you do it?

Heather Chapman
Heather Chapman

Heck with that, I just taught my 7-year-old to do his own laundry.

Cathi Walsh
Cathi Walsh

Then stop doing her laundry right now

Jacki Carugati McHale
Jacki Carugati McHale

Yep we loathe laundry here too. I do a load a day, and it keeps me current on laundry. I say everyday but there are days missed, so the everyday rule is a very flexible one.

Teen laundry story, I was 18, living at home, and my mom was pissed I wasn't bringing my laundry down to wash, and when I did it was about 3 weeks worth of laundry.

She got back at me and took ALL my dirty underwear. Decorated the inside of my car with them. AND that was the night I was the driver to go out with my friends.

OMG. I about died, and NEVER gave her more then a few days worth at a time after that! (I'm 33 now)

Kate McNabb
Kate McNabb

Both myself & my sister were TAUGHT, by the age of 12, how to do our own laundry. One of the easiest chores to teach a child, one they can learn easily & one that will be helpful for life! BTW, my sister, in turn, taught her SON (when he was 12yrs old) how to do his own laundry. . .very helpful & a great skill to have, especially since he is now in college & living away from home!
I'm always so amazed @ parents (usually moms, unfortunately) that say they're "ruled by laundry" or some other chore, that could easily be deligated to a child. When are parents going to learn that KIDS NEED RESPONSIBILITY, however small! Especially if it helps out an over worked parent!
As far as her teenage daughter who "throws her clean clothes back in the hamper", teach her to do her laundry, from start to finish(wash, dry, fold or hang up), tell her that that is what's expected of her & the next time she comes to you saying all her clothes are dirty, tell her you "couldn't tell what was clean or dirty, so they none of them got washed." Then see how fast she gets the hang of it! : )

Natasha Wycheslavzoff Dekle
Natasha Wycheslavzoff Dekle

Augh! I am literally up to my EARS in laundry. Washer died last Thursday, tech came today, part won't be in until Friday at the earliest...I HATE laundry...!

BlogHer
BlogHer

Nichole Stacey Smith She'd just wear dirty clothes, (which I don't particularly mind at all, lol). Part of the problem with the teens not doing their own laundry is the schedule they keep in moving between our house and their father's house. She does need to cut that out though or she will be wearing dirty clothes for a very long time = or packing her dirty clothes to take to her fathers to do over there. ;-) - Denise

Rhonda Hartman
Rhonda Hartman

My son does that! I was hoping he'd grow out of it.

Dawn Rouse
Dawn Rouse

Denise - Mine does the EXACT same thing. Makes me INSANE. When she is at summer camp? We do 2 loads A week, so we know that it isn't the Two adults who are generating this much laundry.

Leslie Whitney
Leslie Whitney

Make her do her own laundry. I have a simple rule: only wash what is visibly dirty or smelly. I think most people are washing clothes that dont need to be washed.

Beth Griffin
Beth Griffin

I started doing my own laundry in Jr. High, I love my son, but once he's a teen he can definitely deal with his own laundry!

Nichole Stacey Smith
Nichole Stacey Smith

Sounds like it is time for that teen girl to do her own laundry. I bet she stops throwing clean clothes in :)

Tracee Sioux
Tracee Sioux

When my daughter did that I made her do the whole family's laundry for a week. I still have a one day a week rule. I can't stand to be ruled by laundry all the time. My husband does it in the middle of the week sometimes and I nearly want to murder him for messing with my system (because of course he doesn't fold it and put it away).

Megan McClain
Megan McClain

I was doing laundry by high school. I do 2x the clothes for my husband, who has yucky mechanic clothes then clothes he wears at home.