WashingtonPharmGirl is a blog about the dirty underbelly of parenting, marriage, alcoholism, keeping up with the Joneses, and manic crafting. I chronicle the giant move we made from Washington State to Alabama. Culture shock, hijinx and meltdowns ensue. I don't hold anything back. I think sharing leads to caring and less comparing. I am not perfect. I burn food. I blow it with my kids. I pick up the pieces of my sometimes broken marriage. All in all, I'm the American Dream. But sleepier.