We Can't Make This Stuff Up: The NSFW All-Ladyparts Edition!

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NOTE: I was NOT kidding about the Not Safe For Work warning, and you can't unsee this. So if you don't like bare breasts, melon-smashing melons or the world's strongest hoo-hah -- then, adieu.

Living as we do in a world where a French paint company sees fit to tout its long-lasting product with an image of mama's mammaries as the inferior competition ...

... it was very nice this week to see some women in midlife taking charge of their lady bits in a powerful and proactive way.

First up: The Bust Buster

"Wielding her breasts like a hammer to an anvil, 47-year-old Susan Sykes, aka Busty Heart unleashes her mammoth chest upon watermelons and other objects," reads the description of a new video released this week by Sykes (whom you may remember as a contestant on "America's Got Talent" last year). It's just one more chapter in Busty's storied history, from prep school to Celtics mascot to Hooterpalooza.

Next: Very Strong Vaginas!

Russian Tatiata Kozhevnikova claimed this week to have broken her own record this week by lifting a 14-kilogram (31-pound) glass ball using only her vagina muscles. Kozhevnikova claimes to already be the Guinness world record holder for world's strongest vagina though at least one Twitterer is claiming it's a hoax.

The 42-year-old has been training for 15 years.