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We Want to See Your Holiday Hot Mess

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Ding, dong! Company's here! Have you hidden your dirty socks in the oven yet?

We know the economy's in the tanker and nobody has money for a pre-holiday cleaning service or even an extra stainless-steel garbage can to house all that discarded wrapping paper. You know what? We love you, anyway.

So throw another catalog on the fire and gather close, because it's time now to have some fun. Over the next three weeks, we invite you to photograph your house at its worst. And we mean WORST.

Oh, hi! I had a few people over.

Wallow in it! Let your tissue paper runneth over. Show us your stacks of dirty dishes. We want to see your baseboards. All of it.

They had a lot of shoes! Stop looking at my tacky foyer tile! STOP THAT.

Here's how to play.

  • In the comment editor, you'll see a wee little picture of a tree. Click on that to upload your photo right into your comment. You may want to caption it. Or just let us use our imagination.
  • After your comment loads, you'll see a URL in your browser that leads directly to your comment. Tweet it with the hashtag #holidayhotmess.

On Friday, January 8, we'll announce the best hot mess and feature the winner's photograph on our homepage. May the best mess win.

No pink chickens were harmed in the taking of this photograph.

 

 

 

Rita Arens writes at Surrender Dorothy and BlogHer and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak. She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

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iamBOSSY 5 pts

So fun when it's someone ELSE'S hot mess. Just like a potato chip, Bossy can't pick just one (winner.)

BOSSY Depending on the kindness of mediocrities since 1966.

jannajoy25@hotmail.com 5 pts

 I did NOT want to enter this holiday hot mess contest. I did NOT want to photograph messes in my house because messes have to be cleaned up. But of course a bedroom door was accidentally left open, an unexpected phone call came, and one all too curious toddler led to this...

Blissfully unaware of the mess she has made.

"Hey mom, I was just going to start cleaning up."

This is the mess that wasn't supposed to happen. But then if things like this didn't happen, where would all the adventure be...still in a box just waiting to get spilled out by some young free spirited little girl.

Thanks for the adventure sweetheart. However, to all you folks who like to send packages stuffed with packing peanuts, I say use bubble wrap and save a mom the joys of cleaning up after a holiday hot mess!

Adriennevh 5 pts

Due to my elderly father taking a spill, dinner was moved to his place.  However, he has NO STOVE OR OVEN!  So I cooked a pot roast in a slowcooker and all the sides and desserts at home then travelled 45 miles to his place and set it up there to eat.  I cleaned everything for NOTHING!  hurumph!

Liz Rizzo 5 pts

FYI, you can change the rights settings on a single photo on Flickr if you want.

:)

Liz Rizzo ( http://blogher.org/blog/liz-rizzo )

I blog at Everyday Goddess ( http://everydaygoddess.typepad.com/ ).

Tre - 5 pts

ya'll rock.

i need to unbox my flip (eh hem got last christmas i know i know...it was a gift...if i bought it i woulda learned it same day perhaps:)

and i'll get it going on soon-age :) my new word. translation..soon. with room to dilly dally a wee bit.:)

Tre~

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Tre - 5 pts

the mess was that this is ALL i have planned for christmas feast :) thought that posted yesterday when i wrote it :) duzn't seem to have. you are a love to say my floors are clean ...they are:) but .....still adore your photos....

we should do after shots too :)

Tre~

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Adriennevh 5 pts

I love using my little Flip video camera, I carry it around in my purse all the time and then just upload from the camera straight to You Tube. 

CherylStJ 5 pts

Oh my gosh, I am SO laughing at this pic. I have Rock Band drums in front of my fireplace, too!

Cheryl St.John
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Tre - 5 pts

we gotta flaunt ourselves more visually more often. how fun is this to rally around our messes.

ya'll queenies of video do tell what you're using...how you're posting....yippee for hot mess...;)

Tre~

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Tre - 5 pts

Thanks for being sucha Santa's elf and helping folks w/ their urls.

:) this has been so fun to watch :)

Tre~

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Rita Arens 7 pts

E-mail them to me at rita@blogher.com.

Rita Arens writes at Surrender Dorothy ( http://surrenderdorothy.typepad.com ) and BlogHer and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak ( http://tinyurl.com/9pg62e ). She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

jennymeade311 5 pts

I'm pretty sure Johnny Depp shouldn't be overshadowing the sweet little Manger scene, but hey.

And lastly, my kitchen counter: (Sing along with me) Many Christmas cards to send, four pounds of clutter, three random neighbor gifts (of homemade baked goods), two woodworking projects of doom, and a half finished bottle of wine.

TheDailyB 5 pts

Actually, it's clean. With a 2-year-old and newborn, I've managed to wash all the clothes. But forget about folding and putting away! My husband just forages for clean boxers every morning.

Enjoy!

Gina

http://www.thedailyb.net

Adriennevh 5 pts

I am afraid to look at the expiration date on the cheezits box.

Denise 9 pts moderator

But our spare room is truly embarrassing... but most if it isn't holiday related, it's related to TW's mother and sister moving here one year ago. Sigh. If their stuff wasn't taking over the bulk of the room - our Christmas mess would look just like this. Exactly like this. :-)

~Denise BlogHer Community Manager
Flamingo House Happenings ( http://www.flamingohouse.net/ )

Rita Arens 7 pts

I can't wait to see how you fit 10 adults and three children in that room. Please do post the after video.

Rita Arens writes at Surrender Dorothy ( http://surrenderdorothy.typepad.com ) and BlogHer and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak ( http://tinyurl.com/9pg62e ). She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

Rita Arens 7 pts

I love that you are hiding stuff under a blanket. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Rita Arens writes at Surrender Dorothy ( http://surrenderdorothy.typepad.com ) and BlogHer and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak ( http://tinyurl.com/9pg62e ). She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

ChristineMM 5 pts

I don't understand how to insert these photos but I did blog my 2 photos!

http://thethinkingmother.blogspot.com/2009/12/crea...

Tre - 5 pts

Ahh. I shoulda clarified: the mess is in my planning: the only thing I've planned for Christmas dinner is what Berk's gonna get for his!!! :) ha ha!

Not to worry, I do a mean soup and salad...

The floor is clean. True. :)

Tre~

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Al_Pal 5 pts

Yeah, compared to the rest of the comments on this page? You win! :P

Would it be cheating if I photo'd my garage or closet? :P

Denise 9 pts moderator

I would come help you, you have Cheez-its! :-)

~Denise BlogHer Community Manager
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Tre - 5 pts

Tre~

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Pop and Ice 5 pts

What mess? Your floor looks clean enough to eat off of!

Carol Lynn

Pop and Ice

Tre - 5 pts

I couldn't resist, just after the snow storm:

Tre~

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Tre - 5 pts

Okay. Here's another attempt.

My kitchen..w/ Berk's Christmas feast:

Tre~

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Tre - 5 pts

Tre~

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Pop and Ice 5 pts

Thank God for a spare bedroom! (And Jane, I promise to clean it up before you get in town in February!)

We dumped everything here:

( http://www.flickr.com/photos/popandice/4207300276/ )

Pepper is also hiding out in the Spare Room (because we have a party with teenagers going on today - yes, I'm exhausted.)

( http://www.flickr.com/photos/popandice/4206540775/ )

Loki is guarding the coats well (he has nested in them as well - sorry visitors for the cat hair. We tried!)

( http://www.flickr.com/photos/popandice/4207300418/ )/p>

Carol Lynn

Pop and Ice

Tre - 5 pts

Go you. Thanks for filming and sharing. Its awesome to see the house of love in full swing. While playing Berkeley (Bichon) barked several times...to the voices..how fun. A moment ago I had puppy play here....3 dogs in addition to Berk...all jumping up for doggie treats. Now I gotta get my groove on and learn this flip...I can have 2 flings tonight..one with flickr and one with the flip:)

Golly can you so see I'm outa touch w/ commenting here. need new material madame.

Keep the flicks coming Miss Flamingo Happenings:)

Tre~

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Denise 9 pts moderator

~Denise BlogHer Community Manager
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Rita Arens 7 pts

If you have "all rights reserved" on Flickr, your photo won't show up here. You might try posting it in the photo album of your personal blog or somewhere where you don't have all rights reserved, such as a photo printing site.

Rita Arens writes at Surrender Dorothy ( http://surrenderdorothy.typepad.com ) and BlogHer and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak ( http://tinyurl.com/9pg62e ). She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

Binkytown 5 pts

Believe it or not, this room was COMPLETELY clean an hour before I snapped this. Oh well.

Amy@Binkytowne

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Rita Arens 7 pts

Sorry about that -- should've clarified. You need to upload your photo to Flickr or a photo album on your blog -- anywhere that will give you a URL for your image. Then put that in the line when you click on the photo. E-mail me at rita@blogher.com for help. We want you to be able to participate!

Rita Arens writes at Surrender Dorothy ( http://surrenderdorothy.typepad.com ) and BlogHer and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak ( http://tinyurl.com/9pg62e ). She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

Tre - 5 pts

heh heh. not yet. methought i knew how to add images here. ....um. no. they're on my desktop. lemme go figure that out first...but i'll be back.

Tre~

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Denise 9 pts moderator

Nobody had baked for about 24 hours and it was still that messy. The newest video is of non--baking mess. Jim Bars aren't really baking, yet there's mess.

Once we find the missing cookbook or the other two little kids start their real baking... I'll take another video.

~Denise BlogHer Community Manager
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sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

It's really a shame I didn't take a picture of our dining room table before we cleaned it up last week. It was a disaster. Instead you get our guest room/office.

Contributing Editor Sassymonkey also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

TheNextMartha 5 pts

I SPY with my little eye:

A lightkeeperpro x-mas light fixer that did not make it to the garage

An ornament that was ripped off the tree and didn't get put back on

A bow that was on a x-mas gift b/c I don't know what to do with it

A pile of school papers yet to be sorted because .. well just because

A bunch of tomatoes waiting to be made into bruschetta

And a game piece "J" for what a bunch of junk that is going to be put into a laundry basket and put into the laundry room for another day

Julie Marsh 5 pts

I'm too tidy for my own good. Here's the best I could muster up:

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Tre - 5 pts

denise, how's your head? hugs to you and hope it doesn't her. and yippee i finally know what a Tazmanian Devil I mean Taggggmahal ;) coffee maker thingy looks like....tiramisu? tamales? yeah, that thing.

herbadmother: your living room is the size of my whole studio. it's lovely...and the crooked tree tops it off. luff it.

rita, i'm comin over. me love stuffed critters.

erin, i love forts!!! you should put their gifts under and pretend santa played there :)

debra your kitchen looks perfect. this is about HOT MESS:)

okay. now i have to go get some images to add...this is fun:)

Tre~

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Her Bad Mother 5 pts

I'm not sure what happened here. Something to do with making Christmas suits ( http://herbadmother.com/2009/12/why-i-love-my-husb... ). Out of wrapping paper. And glue. And then NOT CLEANING UP. (Also, note lopsidedly decorated tree in background. NOT MY DOING.)

Rita Arens 7 pts

Respect the lone muffin.

Rita Arens writes at Surrender Dorothy ( http://surrenderdorothy.typepad.com ) and BlogHer and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak ( http://tinyurl.com/9pg62e ). She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

As I was imagining it was going to be. You'll have to post another picture or video after Rebecca bakes.

Contributing Editor Sassymonkey also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

Denise 9 pts moderator

A cookbook is misisng. I opened a cabinet looking for it, thinking someone just threw it in there...boxes and cans fell on my head. I put them back... RJ opened the cabinet ten minutes later, cans fell out and landed on the dog.

Hot mess. HOT mess.

~Denise BlogHer Community Manager
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Denise 9 pts moderator

~Denise BlogHer Community Manager
Flamingo House Happenings ( http://www.flamingohouse.net/ )

Debra Roby 5 pts

Isn't this everybody's view of their "communication central? -or as I like to call it, mission control? So what that you can barely find the phone or the calendar. They are there, somewhere.

And, yes we have a wee bit of an ant invasion. So what?

Debra A Stitch In Time ( http://astitchintime.blogspot.com ) Weight for Deb ( http://weightfordeb.wordpress.com )