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The Week in Pie (And Pie Disasters)

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One week in to NaBloPieMo and I thought I'd recap what I've learned so far.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Baked: Pumpkin pie with walnut topping

It was OK. I liked the ginger kick; the streuselly walnut topping was too sweet for my taste. I may try this again with just crushed nuts, no sugar or spices.

Disaster:

Crust shrinkage of epic proportions.

Lesson Learned:

Narrowed it down to insufficient weight and probable overworking of dough. Thanks commenters and Facebook!

Tuesday, November 2, 2020

Baked: Sweet potato-bourbon pie

Delicious: Fluffy, smooth, sweet-potatoey. I grated a lot of fresh nutmeg in -- like probably half a teaspoon, which was a little too nutmeggy for everyone but me. You could taste the bourbon, but a) I cranked the amount of bourbon up to the maximum 3 tablespoons, and b) bourbon tastes good.

Disaster:

While I was purchasing pie weights to correct for the shrinkage problem, the package undid itself and the weights exploded in physics-lesson fashion, across six aisles and even out the door. Judging by the look on her face as we picked them up, this was a far more major disaster for the checkout clerk at Bed Bath & Beyond than it was for me.

cranberry pie

Lesson Learned:

Next time, invest in a pie chain.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Baked: Buttermilk Pie

I believe you might be familiar with my views on buttermilk pie by now.

Disaster:

Burned my hand moving a pan from the stovetop -- didn't realize the heat from the oven would turn the pan handle into a white-hot poker.

Lesson Learned:

Don't do that again.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Baked: Broccoli Pot Pie

Disaster:

Freaked out when I realized I couldn't, couldn't, just couldn't eat any more everloving sugar.

Lesson Learned:

Month-of-pie pie must be enjoyed employing the motto "Tiny slices. Lots of friends." Do not attempt more than one tiny slice of any pie, no matter how deliciously sweet-potatoey it may taste. Your palate, and possibly your pancreas, will regret it soon, and for the rest of your pie.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Baked: Salmon-Leek Pie

This is one of my all-time favorite pies and it couldn't be easier. Melt a few of leeks in butter over low heat until soft. Mix with a pound and a half of raw salmon cut into 1" dice, add salt, pepper, lemon zest and fresh dill to taste. Place atop (raw) bottom pie crust and cover with a top crust. Slice a few vents in the top crust, brush with egg wash and bake for half an hour at 350.

Disaster:

Stupid Cat decided the open oven door was a warm and homey place to lounge while I had my back turned for a second placing finished pie on rack. Paws were HOT when I scooped him off, though nethers and whiskers appeared unsinged.

Lesson Learned:

Cat is even stupider than I understood him to be; don't leave oven door open even for a second due to high risk of recurrence of feline stupidity.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Baked: Nutella Pie

The slice I stuck in the freezer, as suggested by Flavors of Abruzzo, really did give it a semifreddo texture, which is about as close as I ever get to ice cream. I liked it.

Disaster:

Forgot I didn't have the ingredients to make the pie I intended to make.

Lesson Learned:

Sometimes forgetfulness has a Nutella-flavored silver lining.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Baked: Cranberry Walnut Pie

So delicious that I'm not going to talk about it here. It deserves its own post this week. FAVORITE PIE SO FAR.

Disaster:

NONE! I can't believe it either.

Lesson Learned:

I'd say the lesson I learned is how to make pie without invoking Murphy's Law -- but if I do, I'm probably just inviting trouble to come on in, stay a while and keep his fork because there's pie. Instead I'll call it "everyone gets lucky once in a while."

Do you have a pie disaster story? Tell me about it and make me feel better.

Image by Fam98 via Flickr.

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Julie Ross Godar 5 pts

Just consider it a beverage :)

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Julie Ross Godar 5 pts

... because apparently that is coming up next. Any other pie orders?

aka Honeybeast
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Julie Ross Godar 5 pts

I will make it but only if you sing "I Wanna Twix You Up" for it first :)

aka Honeybeast
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Julie Ross Godar 5 pts

That's one of the best pie saves I've ever heard of! Brava!

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Julie Ross Godar 5 pts

Could be a book all by themselves, couldn't they? Like the time I made a chestnut soup inspired by a class I took from Iron Chef Japan winner Ron Siegel. I thought I was all fancy but I missed a step and the soup turned out very, very thick. And my mother in law quite understandably thought it was gravy and served it in a boat alongside the potatoes.

aka Honeybeast
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TickleFest 5 pts

I want to eat at your house please!

Liesl Garner, Fashion Marketing Writer for the FleeceFootwear UGG Boots Blog ( http://fleecefootwear.com/ugg-boots-blog/ )

Let's start a BeautyRevolution ( http://somuchmorethangoodlooks.tumblr.com/ )!

Tori Jewell 5 pts

I seem to be in a time warp right now and realized I had not checked on the status of NaPiBloMo since Sunday!

Salmon Leek Pie sounds amazing, the Cherpumple made me throw up in my mouth a bit, and I still suggest you make a Twix pie ;)

<3

Tori is the creatrix behind Cellar Door Beauty ( http://cellardoorbeauty.wordpress.com ), an unconventional beauty blog. 

DigitalGal512 5 pts

I had all the ingredients on hand to create this scrumptious looking Blackberry-Apple Upside-Down Cake I saw in my southern living magazine.

The beautifully placed fruit rose up to the top of the cake…I had apples and berries in the middle, top, and bottom of my cake. When I thought that maybe the “upside-down” portion of the cake was still somewhat salvageable, I quickly learned different when I flipped it over…all the brown sugar was sitting in the pan and I had what looked like nothing more than the underside of a cake looking back at me!

I am still hesitant to make ANY upside down cake for a LONG while...

http://www.honeysucklechic.com/2010/10/08/blackber... ( http://www.honeysucklechic.com/2010/10/08/blackber... )

Ashley
http://www.honeysucklechic.com

grannysu 5 pts

I once made 4 pumpkin pies and they looked beautiful when they came out of the oven. But halfway through the baking time I realized I had not put any sugar in the mix. So while the pies were still warm, I sprinkled sugar on top of them. It melted into the pies leaving a somewhat wet-looking top, but at least the pies were edible, although not as sweet as they should have been.For my four teenage sons, it made no difference--they ate pretty much anything I'd cook!

Granny Sue Stories from the Mountains and Beyond www.grannysu.blogspot.com ( http://www.grannysu.blogspot.com ) susannaholstein@yahoo.com

MealMixer 5 pts

One Thanksgiving I was supposed to bring a cheesecake and I used an untested and unreviewed recipe. It looked gorgeous, but my husband dropped it and it exploded everywhere because the center was uncooked.

Marianne at Mealmixer ( http://www.mealmixer.com )

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

For the cranberry walnut pie post. Seriously. My mother makes a cranberry, apple and raisin pie that I love but I don't know if I have the recipe for it. Hmmm will have to investigate.

Pie disasters - you mean aside from not being able to make a decent pastry dough? Last winter I attempted to make my mother's chocolate pie but I didn't cook the pudding quite long enough and it was runny. Very, very runny. It at least had the decency to taste good.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).