What Color Is Your Labia?
Q. “I used to be so “Pink” and healthy looking on my inside Labia Lip area. Now I am losing that fresh look. Is there anything I can do”?
A. Yes, now there is a solution! “My New Pink Button” is a Cosmetic Dye especially for the woman's genital area, to help restore that healthy vibrant Rosy color. Until now there has never been a solution for restoring natural pigment. This is a concern with many women and more than you can even imagine, and a frequent question that Physicians are asked. Check out the blogs on the Internet. You are not alone! This is a common problem and we now have a simple and safe solution, restoring sexual confidence to Women everywhere!
The dye, otherwise known as "Cosmetic Labia re-Colorant," lasts 2-3 days. In addition to tinting your labia, My New Pink Button can also be used on nipples and male genitalia, which is thoughtful, because one-use products are not eco-friendly at all.
Yes......who knew that as we age our labia lips change color and there is even a friggin color wheel that explains the different colors and how and why the lips change. Good God, it's like the Autumnal leaves changing colors. I couldn't believe it. They even have a dye called pink button so you can dye the damn thing. Trust me, even at my age, the drapes don't match the carpet and the carpet is slightly worn, but the lips............don't even go there. I just couldn't stop laughing. AND NO, I haven't checked my color, but I am convinced it is somewhere between a mauve and a gingersnap.
Of the four colors available, if I were shopping for a labia makeover I would probably go for Bettie, because the description of the Bettie color is my favorite:
This shade blends with a woman's own skin tones to bring out that "sexy hot pink, I am fired up, look". Go dancing this weekend and remember to bring "Bettie" along!
It is funny, to be sure, but to me it's also a sad indicator of the type of alienation from our own innate loveliness, chick confidence and acceptance of aging that leads to more permanent makeovers such as vaginoplasty, or to distancing ourselves from enjoying our bodies and sexuality throughout our lives.
SELF-ACCEPTANCE IS A RADICAL AND SUBVERSIVE ACT
I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Those that sell things to women make most of their money off of convincing women that there is something wrong with them. Your hair is too gray, too straight, or too curly. Your skin is too light, too dark, too wrinkled. Your lips need puffing. Your thighs need slimming. Your unsightly facial hair needs removing. I even saw an ad once for a bra that had extra reinforcement in the cup to prevent the nipples being visible when they become erect. The tag line was, "Look natural, not naked." Because we all know that there is nothing more unnatural than a naked breast with an erect nipple on it.