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I've been doing a bit of jetting about lately, and not the most fun kind, where you suffer through the trials of coach because you're going to spend the next two weeks - three months traveling elsewhere. Nope, this is the stuff where you're wedged into a seat that is too small for the average American, rattled around like a dice in a Yahtzee cup, and spit out into a strange airport, only to do the same thing in reverse 48-72 hours later.

I'm left feeling dizzy, hungry for fresh produce, and wondering where the hell I am after this kind of travel, jittery with exhaustion and disorientation. I loved the idea behind my recent junket to NYC, but the reality was a lot more jarring. And when I shuffled off to the shower at 4:07 this morning, I was none too psyched to be off on another short trip - this one to a writer's conference. I'm in the process of confirming another four day excursion, also tightly scheduled, a mere two weeks from now and as much as I am thrilled to be heading south of the border, down Mexico way, this is another non-vacation event, where I'll need to be dressed in a clean shirt and have my networking hat on.

Typically, when I write about travelers, I focus on the free spirited wanderers, my fellow graduates in the school of the road, acolytes of beat poets and Buddhist ascetics. But lately, it seems my solidarity is with the road warriors, those schlepping cases of samples off to Salt Lake City, people in suits or branded polo shirts carrying folders of papers with corporate logos on them. They stride through the terminals, cell phones glued to one ear, dragging a regulation sized carry-on topped with a laptop bag and whoosh, off they go.

On the plane they're editing Excel spreadsheets, punching tiny important emails into Blackberries, reading Important Financial News, or talking intensely with the sales rep from region 9 who they bumped into on the stopover in Minneapolis. They're in a state of eternal transit, calling back to the office the moment the airplane's wheels touch the tarmac saying, "Hey, can you reschedule my three o'clock, my connection to Newark is delayed."

I don't know if they exist in some timeless space where sleep is optional and the landscape consists of office parks and chain restaurants. I find it more disconcerting to wing across thousands of miles to scenery that looks just like what I left behind - parking lots and Starbucks vast swaths of asphalts covered with cars that differ only in their license plates from those I left behind in the dark hours of the morning.

These business nomads seem confident and relaxed, maintaining a neatly pressed look to their silk blouses, calmly taking off their practical pumps in security, standing in stockings while handing over their boarding passes yet again. I admire their fortitude and wonder if they haven't found a way to apply some kind of mental blinders to the physical and mental turmoil of transit, of unnaturally hauling your body from A to B by sheer force of internal combustion and will.

I never want to loose my sense of stunned fascination at finding myself in the afternoon three - or ten - time zones away from where I woke up in the morning. I wonder if regular business travelers become cavalier about it, if I will become cavalier about it, trading my keen sense of observation in for an ease with changing surroundings. I envy those who travel painlessly, who never get seasick, who fall asleep on airplanes as though they were natural places for humans to nap. For me, I suppose the price I pay for the intensity of feeling I bring to my travels is the toll that transit takes on my psyche. Usually, I think it's worth it. Today, as I look across four lanes of traffic at a shopping mall that looks just like the one we pass on the way to the airport by my house, I'm not so sure.

woman.ca says this is the carry on you need. I can't confirm or deny that, but it does look cool.
The Glass Hammer posts Tips from the Tarmac, biz travel tips for women.
Sliabh talks about "that zen like state" that biz travelers can achieve.

Pam blogs about travel and other adventures at Nerd's Eye View.

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DeBorahBeatty 5 pts

I found out about it quite accidentally. Used to leave 8:30pm from Guam, get in 7:30 am same day. One time, plane from Honolulu was late and had no time to sleep before class started. In HNL, I had had french fries and this was the first time I didn't have jet lag. So I tried it the next trip and it worked.  Did that for every trip after that.  Works like a charm. I'm sure there's some scientific reason for it, but I don't actually care.  I just know it gives me an excuse for fries and not feeling like I'm going to pass out when i get where I'm going is worth a few carbs.

Most of the people I tell this to just laugh at me, but I swear it works. That andto drink enough water on the plane during the flight.

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Pam 5 pts

How interesting.In all my years of long haul, this is the first time I've heard that salination is key. Huh. I'm going to give it a try. 

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DeBorahBeatty 5 pts

Having grown up in Guam and having gone to school in the States 16 1/2 hours away, I grew up on Pan American flights. I can testify that that zen-like state that most frequent travelers evince is probably close to semi-coma from sleep depreivation. After your fourth time zone, your body just gives up and zones out, it seems. 

What I found out after years of getting to school the morning of the nightI left home, was salt. If you get yourself well salinated before flying long distances, the disconnected feelings at your destination are mitigated. Salt an hour or two before is as important to your sanity as keeping hydrated on the trip itself.  

i was in high school when I was traveling every other month so it was pretty easy - a box of A&W (We didn't have a McDonald's) fries did the trick!

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Kayoh 5 pts

 The endless crossing of time zones takes its toll on even the best, and well hydrated of travelers. Being able to nap on an airplane and actually get any sense of real rest out of it is born out of severe necessity. It never amazes me how most of the time I will be completely asleep by the time we even get to the runway for takeoff. I often sleep through the flight attendant service only to awaken dehydrated and in need of some Advil for the pain in my neck! But alas, I feel much, much better than I did before. That little nap will get me to the other side of whichever country I'm trying to get to that day!

Andrea

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