Why Did the Chicken Cross the Galaxy?
By paulinebairdjones on May 07, 2014
Why does anyone cross the galaxy? Why to get to the other side.
Of course, you know I went looking for chicken-crossing-the-road jokes and was actually surprised there were so many. Here’s some more answers, modified for our galactic theme:
- Q. Why did the chicken cross only halfway across the galaxy: A: She wanted to lay it on the warp line…
Q. Why did the monkey cross the galaxy? A: Because the chicken got refried…
Robert Frost: to take the wormhole less traveled…
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before…
Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in the wormhole tend to cross the galaxy…
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the galaxy or the galaxy crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference…
Darth Vadar: because it wanted to go to the dark side…
I know, pretty lame. The thing is, chicken jokes and space travel have a lot in common.
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