Woody Allen's Bullshit Pity-Party

The thing about being a survivor is it becomes exhausting to have to think/talk about it, especially if you have a better, happier life to think about now. Nevertheless, Woody Allen’s “rebuttal” of Dylan Farrow’s accusation was so vile, so reeking of self-absorbed narcissism, so full of his palpable bitchery, and so clearly the rambling self-pity of a child molester that I HAVE to respond. My rage won’t let me do anything else.

There are several factual points Dylan herself has already pointed out as evidence of Allen’s mendacious lies, but I am going to jump on this too.

From the first sentence he makes Dylan’s accusations even more plausible.  Allen says “TWENTY-ONE years ago, when I first heard Mia Farrow had accused me of child molestation, I found the idea so ludicrous I didn’t give it a second thought. We were involved in a terribly acrimonious breakup, with great enmity between us and a custody battle slowly gathering energy. The self-serving transparency of her malevolence seemed so obvious I didn’t even hire a lawyer to defend myself.”

Dismissing an accusation of child molestation out of hand is NOT the normal reaction of a man who doesn’t molest children. A normal reaction would be anger, freaking the fuck out, desperate concern for the child involved, or all of the above simultaneously. Claiming he waved it away as piffle is a strong indicator that he’s lying about his response even if he hadn’t raped his child. I’m also appalled he chose THAT response to defend himself. You know who acts like they should be above suspicion and assumes their gaslighting will always work? A narcissist. They have no clue their responses are abnormal, and they always assume there is no one smart enough to see through their bullshit.

As for the accusation of Mia Farrow’s “self-serving malevolence” – he forgets to mention that she was pissed he had fucked their daughter Soon Yi. Yes, I know he never adopted Soon Yi but she came into his life when her age wasn’t even in the double digits yet. He claims he didn’t take the accusations seriously in part because “I was in the blissful early stages of a happy new relationship with the woman I’d go on to marry”. You know, Mia Farrow’s daughter he helped raise for more than a decade. Look at Allen with his future wife:

woody soon-yi

Yeah, nothing creepy there.

Here’s a picture of Soon Yi with her mother in 1991, shortly before shit hit the fan:

mia-farrow-with-soon yi 1991

Yeah, Soon Yi doesn’t look young for her age at all. That’s the grow woman Allen was so blissful with, y’all.  Moreover, throughout the article Allen continues to excuse his relationship with Soon Yi. Only a true-blue narcissistic twatwaffle would keep bringing up and defending a sexual relationship with a child he helped raise like that was normal and Mia’s reaction of anger was so irrational that she brainwashed Dylan into believing he had sexually abused her.

He also, illogically, wants the reader to ignore the fact “the overall rate of false allegations during divorce to be about 9%, similar to the rate of false allegations at any other time … reviewed research that found a range of 1-5% for rates of deliberately false allegations, and 14-21% for mistaken allegations … Of female-initiated allegations, just 1.3% were deemed intentionally false by civil courts, compared with 21% when the man in the failed relationship brought similar allegations.”

If you had done your research, you narcissistic bunghole leakage, you would have known a better strategy was to claim Mia was mistaken and Dylan was inadvertently influenced.  That at least has some likelihood. The odds that Mia concocted the story and then implanted it in Dylan’s head are so small the knowledgeable reader is forced to deal with the fact there is a more than 98% chance your sorry, perverted, nasty ass is lying like the lying liar you are.  

Allen keeps on using his pie-hole to make lie-hole deeper. He claimed, “I was a 56-year-old man who had never before (or after) been accused of child molestation. I had been going out with Mia for 12 years and never in that time did she ever suggest to me anything resembling misconduct.”

Clearly Mr. Narcissistic Goat’s Taint doesn’t understand that we peons can fact check his ass on that.  It turns out that BEFORE his girlfriend saw the pornographic pictures of the child he had helped her raise “Allen had been in therapy for alleged inappropriate behavior toward Dylan with a child psychologist before the abuse allegation was presented to the authorities or made public.” Furthermore,  “Mia Farrow had instructed her babysitters that Allen was never to be left alone with Dylan.”


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