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Is it possible that I don't have a truly horrible date story? Every bad date I can think of has been simply run-of-the-mill mediocre - The 45-minute sushi dinner, because we were starving and completely not interested from the first hello; the guy who apparently couldn't believe that I wasn't having sex with my male roommate; the guy who made homophobic jokes about our gay waiter - Check please!
Luckily, if the blogosphere's got anything, it's got great blog posts about horrible dates.
First up, Break Me Off A Piece Of That... Fancy Feast! brings us, Worst Date EVER, Round 1:
He texted me about a 1/2 hour before the movie and said, “are you on the way.” I answered that I was getting off of the exit and I would be there shortly. I pulled up in the parking lot and texted him, “I’m here.” He texted back, “Theater 11.” Um… did he seriously already go in? Not cool. I grabbed my wallet, because obviously I was going to be paying for myself. Strike one. I went to the theater and he won back a few points because he was sitting in my very favorite place of the theater… front and center....
I started to relax a little thinking that maybe it will be okay. I mean it’s just a movie, right? Movie started and my phone buzzed saying I had a text message. It said, “Wanna do it?” Did he seriously just text me asking if I want to have sex when I’m sitting right next to him? I mean I would have been freaked out if he had just asked me out loud, but this was worse. I texted back, “haha” because I didn’t know what else to say.
It's a good story, and they totally hooked up eventually. With a guy who texts in movies! I can't believe that!
Her blog is absolutely adorable, her picture is great, and oh yeah, there's totally a Worst Date EVER, Round 2 and a Worst Date EVER, Round 3.
From Wicked M on The Wonder Women: I Wonder What My Worst Date Ever Was...
I am so that girl with all of the bad dating stories. I was single for most of my twenties and I had all of the dates. I had the blind dates, I had the set-ups by friends, I had the guys-I-met-online dates. After all of these bad dates, I was starting to think that there were no more normal guys out there, that there were no more good guys left out there, and that I would end up the single lady with a lot of cats. I do have one worst date that truly takes the cake, but I thought I would also share with you some of the little tidbits from my other truly bad dates.
They're good. Well, so bad they're good. There's a liar, a calorie counter, an alcoholic, a psycho, and the one who's still crying over his ex. Ouch!
From Divatinies... A Way of Life comes a horrible, never-ending date, skillfully navigated - VALuptuous Diva’s Worst Date Ever:
So, Wayne and I started chatting. As we talked he kept looking me up and down and talked to “the girls” several times. Talk about uncomfortable. I was making small talk, and this is how our first discussion went:
Wayne: “Did you have trouble finding the mall?
Valrie: “Not really. Once I got to the exit, I saw the mall and parked in the deck. Where did you park?”
Wayne: “My sister dropped me off.”
Valrie: “So, did you think you would be drinking so much that you wouldn’t be able to drive yourself home?”
Wayne: “No, I just don’t drink and drive.”
Valrie: “Wait, do you have your license?”
Wayne: (long pause)
Valrie: “You don’t, do you? What is it? A DWI?
Wayne: “Two.”
Oh, it gets so, so much worse.
But at least bad dates give us great blog material!
Contributing editor Liz Rizzo also blogs at Everyday Goddess.
