You know food is bad for you when.....
*It tastes good
*When you have had some, you want more
*You would rather spend an evening eating this food than go on a date with your boyfriend
*You have seen them eating this food on Friends or any other sitcom
*Your grandmother says they did not have it in her day
*No matter how much you buy, it is always running out.
*It never reaches its best before date...you have alway eaten it by then
*You never look at the price, you just put it in the trolley
*The supermarket never runs out of stock of it. There would be an outcry if a supermarket ran out of chocolate or crips; if they were out of spinach who would care.
*You wake up in the night craving it
*It improves your mood
*Its not green
*You can buy it at the movies, the petrol station and the theatre
*Its easy and convenient to make
*You are never too tired to make, buy or eat it
*It was invented in the USA
*A whole function can revolve around it ie wedding cake and champagne. You would never have a celebration featuring steamed carrots and apple juice water.
*Its advertised! Good food is never advertised; when did you last see an ad featuring Sheryl Cole posing seductively while scoffing some cauliflower.
*If a celeb names their kid after it; it's not bad for you ie Apple, Peaches, Cherry.
*Bad food and anti social behavior go hand in hand...when did you lat hear of the man who violentrly abused his wife after eating six nectarines.
