You know food is bad for you when..... *It tastes good *When you have had some, you want more *You would rather spend an evening eating this food than go on a date with your boyfriend *You have seen them eating this food on Friends or any other sitcom *Your grandmother says they did not have it in her day *No matter how much you buy, it is always running out. *It never reaches its best before date...you have alway eaten it by then *You never look at the price, you just put it in the trolley *The supermarket never runs out of stock of it. There would be an outcry if a supermarket ran out of chocolate or crips; if they were out of spinach who would care. *You wake up in the night craving it *It improves your mood *Its not green *You can buy it at the movies, the petrol station and the theatre *Its easy and convenient to make *You are never too tired to make, buy or eat it *It was invented in the USA *A whole function can revolve around it ie wedding cake and champagne. You would never have a celebration featuring steamed carrots and apple juice water. *Its advertised! Good food is never advertised; when did you last see an ad featuring Sheryl Cole posing seductively while scoffing some cauliflower. *If a celeb names their kid after it; it's not bad for you ie Apple, Peaches, Cherry. *Bad food and anti social behavior go hand in hand...when did you lat hear of the man who violentrly abused his wife after eating six nectarines.