Your Gun Violence Propaganda is Ruining My Pumpkin Pie

For the first time in my lifetime, as we approach the holiday season, I’m encountering a lot of “fashionable” propaganda with regards to Thanksgiving and Opposing Gun Violence. As in: use this time to talk with your family about your views on gun violence and (ahem) by the way- in case you’re dumb and don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, we have put together some counterpoints for you to regurgitate while at the dinner table in case there’s a “gun nut” sitting across the table, shoving mashed potatoes in their mouth and you don’t have answers as to why your emotionally charged arguments don’t make any real sense.

I’m sure you can see where my first major problem lies. And let me get this out of the way now: it’s extremely transparent to force the phrase that one is “opposed to gun violence”, (in addressing regulations) because who isn’t opposed to gun violence? These are the same exact tactics used by Pro-Lifers. Read those words again ...........cont...




They sicken of the calm who know the storm - Dorothy Parker