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The Zombies vs Unicorns Gift Guide

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BlogHer Gift GuidesStill need ideas for family, friends, teachers, coworkers, bloggers, zombie lovers, special needs kids, app addicts, photographers, style mavens, or foodies? We've got you covered and then some with our gift guides, chosen by BlogHer staff, contributing editors and members. We wouldn't steer you wrong.

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You've stated your allegiance. You, and your gift recipients, have chosen to support either #teamzombie or #teamunicorn. Now it's time to get your gift guide ready. Here are some items you might want to consider.

The ultimate gift this year, for both #teamzombie and #teamunicorn, is the most excellent book Zombies vs. Unicorns, edited by Justine Larbelestier and Holly Black. Featuring stories from some of the best young adult authors, I really cannot recommend it enough. My personal favorites were Meg Cabot's "Princess Prettypants" and Holly Black's "Prom Night." There are few gifts, however, that are really applicable to all sides so I've broken it down into teams.

Team Zombie:

The zombie apocalypse is coming and one must be prepared. How do you adjust to life as a zombie? Don't worry, there's a book for everything. I give you So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead by John Austin. For bonus reading try How to Speak Zombie and The Zen of ZEO: Better Living Through the Undead by Scott Kenemore.

Every hunter needs a trophy right? Let's be honest, not all of us are going to be unicorn-hunting zombies but that doesn't mean we can't benefit from their labors. I give you canned unicorn meat, with extra sparkles! Don't worry, I'm sure the zombies ate all the unicorn brains.

Good with the needles? Knit your beloved undead a zombie hat.

Sometimes you just need to be a bit extravagant. You would need to contact her representatives at Naked State Gallery for availability and prices but Jessica Harrison's zombie figurines are really quite magnificent.

Even little zombies need toys. How about some DIY zombie barbies?

Zombie ladies deserve a little bling. Zombies prize heads above all else -- that's where you find yummy brains. Zombie Head is your one-stop shop for zombie head jewelery.

Every underground organizations needs a zine and zombies really are the ultimate underground organization, at least in my opinion. Microcosm Publishing has a great selection of zombie zines.

Team Unicorn:

I swear that the people in this avenging unicorn play set are zombies even though they don't look like it. Zombies can be tricksy that way, especially when they are newly undead.

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This unicorn chaser is recommended for after encounters with zombies. One must keep up their energy to stave off the brain-seeking undead hordes.

What better way to state your allegiance than with a Unicorns Kick Ass t-shirt?

We can't let zombies have the market on knitted goods. I really like this unicorn mittens knitting pattern. I bet the mittens would be even better with yarn that *sparkles*.

We all knew that Martha Stewart would be #teamunicorn right? Zombies are far too messy for her. She has an awesome how-to for making leather unicorn masks.

Unicorn origami! You could make a bunch and string them up as decorations. Excellent decorations for a post zombie-slaying party!

Dream-catchers won't keep zombies out of your child's bedroom. Luckily zombies aren't very smart (that's why they want your brains) and they are easily tricked by unicorn wall decals.

I wish you all a sparkly undead holiday season!

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey and Sassymonkey Reads.

Photo Credit: weeta.

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sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

And it made me want to send her a copy of the killer unicorn books.

I come across zombies vs unicorns stuff almost every week. I live an interesting online life. ;)

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

justlinda 9 pts

Speaking of zombies and unicorns, did you read this post by TheBloggess where she interviewed Neil Gaiman in some hotel bathroom and asked him the timeless question about who would win in a zombie vs. unicorn showdown?

http://thebloggess.com/?p=8890

How funny that I come across the zombie-vs-unicorn thing twice in one week. LOL

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sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

That is clearly a ploy by #teamzombie to distract us. Constant vigilance! Oh wait, that's Harry Potter...

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

After I posted. I needed to put something in the comment box. lol

See, this is why I'm #teamunicorn. I'd make a poor zombie. I'd get distracted by sparkly things and then not notice the unicorns until they impaled me.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

Denise 9 pts moderator

Comments are sparkleable. ;-)

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kungchow_krystle 5 pts

I think Robot Unicorn Attack is a devious ploy by #teamzombie to infiltrate the unicorn camp, since robots and zombies more or less move the same way sometimes.

Has anyone played? Ridiculously addictive: http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-tw...

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

*sparkle*

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

Denise 9 pts moderator

The zombies contacted the vampires and told them they were in danger of losing their reign of sparkleyness. So the Cullens have mounted an anti-unicorn sparkle campaign against us.

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sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

But I think it's a #teamzombie conspiracy. They are scared of sparkles. ;)

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

A popular item. ;) Go #teamunicorn!

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

JennaHatfield 9 pts

Why aren't there more sparkles on this post? LOL

Contributing Editor Jenna Hatfield (@FireMom ( http://twitter.com/FireMom )) blogs at Stop, Drop and Blog ( http://stopdropandblog.com ) and The Chronicles of Munchkin Land ( http://thechroniclesofmunchkinland.com ). She is a freelance writer and newspaper photographer.

texasebeth 6 pts

I do like the Unicorns Kick Ass tshirt.

Elizabeth

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sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

Around 2007 I think, on young adult author blogs. It's been fun to watch and I was really happy when the book came out. Did you know there's a series of books about killer unicorns and the girls who hunt them? It's by Diana Peterfreund. The second book just came out a couple of months ago.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

ModaMama 5 pts

I forget that I live off the grid... but then zombies and unicorns throw down for dominance? I'm in big time like with this whole idea. I was in the middle of making my 2yo son and 4yo daughter matching kick ass unicorn hats for winter. But now? I know like a dozen people that need some things from your list.

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victorias_view 18 pts moderator

I'm totally adding it to my Christmas reading list!

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

You could wear it to Sparklecorn. ;)

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

Make Christmas that much better. Have you read Christopher Moore's The Stupidest Angel? It has Christmas zombies.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

Denise 9 pts moderator

I need that.

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victorias_view 18 pts moderator

I think I have to add more to my holiday gift list! One Unicorn Kickass Shirt, and one copy of zen zeo! I better get cracking!